#evgeni kuznetsov

[fruitcoops]

The dorlene love is amazing!! If you are every inclined to write more dorlene smut (or just more dorlene content in general) I would love it!

Dorlene wedding planning on Lion Pride, ft. their content cash cows loving friends <3 Full disclosure: this social media fic was entirely inspired by the Rock the Boat scene in Derry Girls, a show Finn O'Hara would adore. Character credit goes to @lumosinlove!

TW for brief mention of alcohol at weddings

Dorcas’ hair was pinned back with tiny pearl barrettes that matched the buttons on her white suit when the video began. “This is Dorcas Meadowes, and welcome to Lion Pride!” She spread her hands with a smile. “As you can see, wedding season has begun, and I for one simply cannot wait. Not only because several members of the Lions are celebrating their own upcoming nuptials, but more importantly, because I am getting married to our favorite camera darling, Marlene McKinnon.

“Lions, I want you to know one thing when you inevitably watch this: I am shamelessly mining you for wedding playlist ideas because my wife-to-be and I have been too busy filming your nonsense to put the required time or effort into it. You’re welcome.” She winked at the camera. “On to the show! Boys, what are your favorite wedding songs?”

#7: James Potter

James’ brow furrowed slightly. “Do you want my wedding playlist? ‘Cause I’ll send you my wedding playlist. Get Maz in here and we’ll do a walkthrough of each song, I can call Lily—"

#17: Finn O’Hara

“Uh, obviously it’s Rock the Boat,” Finn scoffed. A few beats of silence passed; his eyes widened. “Oh my god, do none of you know the magic of Rock the Boat?”

“Is it like…the Cupid Shuffle?” Dorcas asked.

“Is it—we’re going to pretend you didn’t just ask that. No, no, come here. Ringer!” Finn shouted over his shoulder. “Gimme the speaker for, like, ten minutes! C’mere, D, there’s a dance and everything.”

“I’m in a suit,” Dorcas laughed.

“It’s Rock the Boat,” Finn countered. “You can’t get married without Rock the Boat.”

#5: Olli Halla

Olli thought for a long moment. “Is this a good time to mention that I’ve only been to one wedding?”

#6: Remus Lupin

“Wedding songs? The Electric Slide, hands-down.” Remus gave them a look of mock-offense as he finished taping his stick. “It’s an unbeatable classic. It was the first thing I put on the wedding list.”

#55: Sergei Ivanov

“Oh, god,” Sergei muttered, scratching at his beard. “It’s been too long since I got married. Hey, Dumo, what did you play at your wedding?”

#43: Thomas Walker

“The Cupid fucking Shuffle, Big D,” Talker laughed, meeting Dorcas’ high-five with great enthusiasm. “Yes. That’s what I’m talking about. You can’t have a party without the Cupid Shuffle.”

“That’s what I was saying,” Dorcas agreed.

#86: Evgeni Kuznetsov

Kuny lit up in his stall, then reached over to smack Nado on the leg. “Cha-Cha Slide! Oh my god, favorite. Hey, hey, everybody clap your hands!”

#1: Leo Knut

Leo clicked his tongue thoughtfully. “I’m gonna go with…drunk uncles dancing to Wobble at 4:30 on a Wednesday.”

Dorcas bit back a laugh. “Are the drunk uncles necessary?”

“Oh, without a doubt. If you don’t have your own, storebought is fine. They’re five daquiris in and the life of the fuckin’ party.”

**Editor’s Note: All songs included in this video are central to the Meadowes-McKinnon wedding playlist. Additionally, Dorcas Meadowes looks fine as hell in her suit. Thank you, and goodnight.

[crosby-interesting]

Russian telegram is already in a story about Kuznetsov being photographed at a party in Saint Petersburg with lines coke in front of him.

Russia has some extremely strict and borderline archaic drug laws. But not for KHL players. It’s kind of sad that he still hasn’t gotten the help he desperately needs.

as Elizabeth Olsen would say: ПИЗДЕЦ

can we get links to these photo materials?

[intheupside]

@br_openice: Fun Fact: Evgeni Malkin has statues of Alien and Predator outside his home named Ovi and Kuznetsov 😭

[hauntedppgpaints]

on the inherent impermanence of friendships in the nhl.

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[callsign-bubbles]

space between. descendants 2 soundtrack. 2017.

photo credits - paul sancya / stephen r. sylvanie / paul sancya / colorado avalanche on x / ap photo / christinne muschi / giuliano fantilli / nbc sports / bally sports / colorado avalanche on x / yong kim / capitals on x / josie lepe / christopher hanewinckel / john e. sokolowski / jeff vinnick / michael martin / joe sargent

[jabberamongthetrees]

Getting Ready For Battle

[daria--cerberus]

I know it's hard, Andrei, I know

try not to laugh challenge by Canes

[frostbeees]

kuzy lends a hand

[ggebba]

The 2018 NHL Scouting Combine. Andrei Svechnikov says his favorite player is Pavel Bure, and of the players playing at the time, Andrei chose Evgeny Kuznetsov. The fact that Andrei managed to spend half of the season with Evgeny makes my heart melt 🥹

[offsidenewsco]

That's my best friend, he a real bad b*tch.

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🗞️ Read it here.

[thornescratch]

Help this man is so fucking handsome and so fucking dumb.

[andreisvechnikov]

THE GOALS JUST KEPT COMING 🚨

[nottodayjustin]

January 2nd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[lafragolina]

700 games seems as good an excuse to post these as any

kuzy + text posts (+ bonus Kuzy & Geno memes)

[stereax]

here's the link!

[sethjarvy]

I've only had evgeny kuznetsov for a day and a half but if something happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself